**I am aware of every single grammatical mistake in the title. LAUGH, DAMN, YOU.
I GOT INTO MY HIGH SCHOOL OF CHOICE!!!
But, I've given plenty of hints. If you don't know where I'm going, YOU'RE STUPID. (Or not familiar with New York City's specialized high schools.) For those of you that aren't, here is a quick introduction. Note that these are only public schools.
THREE SPECIALIZED HIGH SCHOOLS: You’re only allowed to go to one of these three high schools if you want to be seen as smart by your Asian peers. Only one of them is acceptable. (Cough, STUYVESANT HIGH SCHOOL, cough.) Consider yourself disowned is you don’t get into Stuy. Consider yourself sleeping in a cardboard box if you don't get into Bronx Science or Brooklyn Tech. Consider yourself slaughtered and left to be eaten by your parents if you don't get into any of them.
FIVE MORE SPECIALIZED HIGH SCHOOLS: No one cares about these because they’re all, like, in Long Island or something.
ONE MORE “SPECIALIZED” HIGH SCHOOL: Only people who dye their hair florescent colors consider this high school specialized. (It’s an art school, shudder.)
ART SCHOOLS: We don’t care about these schools for two reasons: one, they’re not specialized; and two, THEY’RE ART SCHOOLS.
WANNABE SPECIALIZED HIGH SCHOOLS: While these high schools may boast college courses and screening processes, they are not okay because they’ll brainwash you with THE HUMANITIES. We are allergic to THE HUMANITIES here.
ALL THE REST: Only half of the people at these schools are on reading level.